PART FOUR

El Topo appears sitting motionlessly
in the lotus position with a flower in his hands.
His hair is bleached, his beard is white, his lips are
painted red, his cheeks are rouged, his eyes are made up.
He wears only a saint's loincloth and a vest.
His eyes are shut closed.

El Topo awakens.
He is inside an enormous grotto,
sitting on a rock shaped like an altar.
He wants to stand, but his body is numb.
He can barelly move.  He hears footsteps.
El Topo returns to his former position
and pretends to be asleep.

A woman wearing a grey cassock approaches.
She is very small, much smaller than a normal woman.
Her steps are very short.  Her face is very lovely.
She climbs a ladder that leads to El Topo.
She arranges the flowers around him, combs his hair,
paints his mouth and eyes, the way a priest would
paint the face of a wooden statue of a saint.
Suddenly, she is stirred by desire. Affectionately
and sensually, she touches El Topo's body and
kisses them on the mouth.  El Topo opens his eyes.
The Small Woman screams and backs away.

EL TOPO
 (to the Small Woman)
I'm not a god.  I'm a man.
How long have I been here?

SMALL WOMAN
I wasn't born when you came.
I've taken care of you since I was a child.
The Elder says that you will free us.  Come!

The Small Woman leads El Topo through a city of rusty oil drums.
Hundreds of drums are piled one on top of the other in the enormous
cave.  Deformed human beings sleep inside them like larvae.
El Topo and the Small Woman walk through the narrow passages
of children's cries, misery, sickness. The beings stare at El Topo
as though silently asking for help.  El Topo is moved.
The Small Woman leads El Topo down into the inner cavern.
The ceiling is more than a mile high.
In the center of the ceiling is a small opening.
Some beggars approach El Topo and offer him biscuits.

SMALL WOMAN
We've been prisoners in this cave for many years.
That opening is the only way out.
It takes several days of climbing
the walls of the cave to get to it.
Outside, at the foot of the mountain is a large town.
They won't help us out of here.
We're deformed from years of incest.
We're repulsive to them.

El Topo caresses the Small Woman tenderly.

EL TOPO
Was it very difficult to bring me here?
Why did they do it?

SMALL WOMAN
The Elder knows why.
She was the one who sent them to look for you.
She wants to see you now.

The Elder is a woman more than a hundred years old.  She has long bushy white
hair and wears priests' robes made of burlap. A Tree of Life is embroidered
with bright colored yarns on her outer vestment. Beside her is another
old woman dressed as a Cardinal.  Her vestments are made of rubbish.
  On the ground in front of the Elder, two large black beetles
lie on a wooden plate.  Egyptians scarabs.

The Elder picks up one of the beetles and sucks on the rear of its carapace.
She hands the other beetle to El Topo. When he puts the animal to his mouth,
he is overcome with nausea. He forces himself to swallow the juices he sucks from
the beetle's stomach.  The juices drug him.  He feels a change in his breathing.
He feels his conciousness dissolve. Suddenly, he finds himself embracing and
kissing the Elder, crushing himself against her, disappearing beneath her robe.
Assisted by the Small Woman and an altar boy, the Elder cries out as  though
she were giving birth. El Topo feels the old woman's belly eject him into
life once again.  His body squirms on the ground like a child being born.

EL TOPO
(screaming)
This isn't me!  This isn't my face!

He tries to tear the skin from his face.
He raises his torso off the ground, forming an arc with his body.

With the Elder and the Cardinal as witnesses,
the Small Woman clips El Topo's hair with a pair of scissors.
His face radiates with enlightenment.

El Topo's head is completely shaved, including his beard and eyebrows.
His face resembles that of a newborn child.

All the inhabitants of the cave come to see him.
El Topo wears a brown floor-length cassock.

EL TOPO
I'll get some money and dig a tunnel through the mountain.
When I finish the tunnel, you will be free.
You shall leave this place.

El Topo emerges with great difficulty from the opening of the cave.
He carries the Small Woman on his back. They stand, hand in hand,
on the grassy top of the mountain.  They see the town below.

[The physical relationship between El Topo and the
Small Woman is very congenial.  They could be brother
and sister, father and daughter or, when they climb
out of the cave, a mother carrying her baby on her back.
El Topo gives no sense of sexuality:  he is androgynous.]

EL TOPO
So this is the great town!

Masked executioners gallop through the main street
stabbing at a large group of Indians with wooden spears.
Among the Indians, all dressed in white, is a Young Black Man.

A group of ladies appear.  They are lavishly dressed in furs, hats,
and parasols. Each carries a banner painted with a triangle and eye.
The women walk over to some bleachers and sit down to watch a rodeo.
Instead of steers, the cowboys rope the Indians and the Young Black Man.
They chase them on horseback, lasso them, brand them with the triangle and
eye symbol. The victims scream with pain. The women squeal with delight.

Their husbands are all in front of the town bar, the Oriental Saloon, trying
to conceal the arrival of a long wooden crate transported in a horse-drawn
cart.  They attempt to lift the crate with a pulley, but it crashes down into
the cart and breaks open.  A woman's ass is seen.  A rhumba dancer steps
out of the crate, very drunk.  She wants to seduce all the men, but they
are preoccupied with concealing her secret arrival.   In her drunkenness,
she begins to strip as she lurches toward the door to the saloon.
The men cover her with their jackets, and they all disappear into the bar.

The women of the town are led by an executioner to a lineup of slaves.
They inspect their teeth as though they were buying horses and select the most
valuable specimins.  They climb onto the slaves' backs and ride them into town.

Six of the slaves throw their riders to the ground and try to flee,
but they are stopped short of the men of the town, who surround them.

The Sheriff and his Deputy arrive. The Sheriff, dressed in bright green satin,
is a totally effeminate queer. His Deputy is a quiet, obese homosexual.
He is dressed in sheepskin.    His beard is bleached yellow.
They capture the slaves, line them up face down on the ground and,
amid rounds of applause from the townspeople,
shoot them one by one in the back.

A religious procession. The townspeople parade through the street carrying
a statue of Christ. The procession halts at an intersection to allow six men
on horseback to cross.  They drag behind them the bleeding bodies of the
executed criminals. They ride past the intersection, and the procession continues.

El Topo and the Small Woman have observed these events from the mountaintop.
They are distressed.  They realize how hard it will be to accomplish their goal.

EL TOPO
We'll have to beg.

Hundreds of children run through the street yelling, "El Topo!  El Topo!"
The sound of a horn is heard.

[A chofar.]

The children run to El Topo, who rides into town on a burro.
He carries a small seven runged ladder on his lap.
The burro is led by the Small Woman, who is blowing the horn.

[An image that can be related to the Virgin and Saint Joseph
searching for shelter or to the arrival of Christ riding a burro.]

El Topo jumps off the burro and runs through the street,
playing with the children:  he's become a clown.

The entire town joins the children, who have formed a circle around
El Topo and the Small Woman.  The two begin their pantomime act.

El Topo lifts up his cassock, exposing to the crowd black satin shorts
with a large red heart sewn on the back. That's how he expresses his
love for the Small Woman. She returns it.  El Topo walks over to her
and tries to embrace her. She is so small, he misses her.   He tries
again.  He misses. It doesn't occur to him to get down on his knees.
They are unable to kiss each other. Suddenly, the Small Woman
has an idea.  She kisses her own hand and holds it out to El Topo.
El Topo rubs his hand over hers, lifts it to his mouth and licks it.
The people laugh.   Finally, El Topo discovers the solution.
He picks up the ladder, leans it against his chest and lets the
Small Woman climb until she reaches his height. They kiss.
 As the people laugh, El Topo pretends to be overcome with
emotion and falls to the ground with the Small Woman.
El Topo is seen passing his hat amoung the crowd.
He carries the Small Woman on his hip.
The people give them many coins.

A beauty salon.
Five women of the town are dressed in corsets and brassieres.
The Young Black Man quietly attends them.  A large woman wearing
black underwear and rollers in her hair calls to the Young Man.
 She speaks with a coarse baritone voice.

LARGE WOMAN
Curl my hair!

The Young Man goes over to her and starts fixing her curlers.
Aroused, she sticks out her tongue and wets her lips.

Another woman, dressed all in pink, romantically extends her
hand to the Young Man, exposing an underarm so full of
black hairs that it looks like a woman's sex.

WOMAN OF THE HAIRY ARMPITS
(delicately)
Paint my nails.

The Young Man paints her nails while she sighs, exhaling in his face.

Another woman, her arm grotesquely deformed
by a huge scar, calls to the Young Man.

SCARRED WOMAN
The cream.

The Young Man rubs her scar with a gelatinous cream.
The woman presses the Young Man's hand against her large, soft breasts.

Another woman with a protruding stomach calls to the Young Man.

WOMAN OF THE LARGE STOMACH
Fan!

She pretends to be overcome by the heat.
The Young Man brings a fan.
As he fans her, she edges closer and closer,
pressing her large stomach against his sex.

Finally, a fat woman sitting at a dressing table
tells the Young Man to paint her lips.

FAT WOMAN
(with the voice of a child)
Lipstick!

He paints her lips.  She opens her legs and drops a brush
between them. The Young Man bends down to pick it up.
She takes his head and presses it against her sex.

FAT WOMAN
(screaming)
This degenerate is looking at my legs!

The Young Man backs off, stand up and is confronted
by the Large Woman of the Black Underwear.
She slaps him several times and forces him to embrace her.

LARGE WOMAN
Help!  He's holding me by force!

The Woman of the Large Stomach
takes his face in her hands and kisses him.

WOMAN OF THE LARGE STOMACH
You are witnesses.  He's kissing me by force!

The Woman of the Hairy Armpits
takes his hands and rubs them over her breasts.

WOMAN OF THE HAIRY ARMPITS
(squealing)
Filthy slave!  How dare you!

FAT WOMAN
Help!  He's raping us!

The women throw themselves on top of the Young Man,
who is sprawled out on the floor. Roaring like lions, they
begin to lick his body or devour it. We don't know which.
Half dressed, the women run into the street screaming,
"Help!  Arrest him!  Rapist!"

The Young Man tries to escape, but the executioners overtake him
and deliver him to the Sheriff and the Deputy, who order him strung
up by his feet. The Sheriff selects one of his Deputy's eight pistols
and aims it at the  Young Man.  The Deputy curls his finger around
the trigger and fires.  The Young Man dies.  The people applaud.

El Topo and the Small Woman are on their way back to the cave.
This time, the Small Woman rides the burro and El Topo leads her.
He carries a small round stool, half red and half blue.

[Parallel with the Tao symbol.]

SMALL WOMAN
Do you think it's worth it for my people
to leave the cave for this?  This is worse!

El Topo halts the burro.

EL TOPO
I'll keep digging.

With great determination, he heads toward the mountain.

Part of the tunnel has been completed.  El Topo comes out of
the opening he has made high on the side of the mountain.
He carries a large basket filled with rocks. With the help of the
Small Woman,  he dumps the rocks over the side of the mountain.

SMALL WOMAN
How many meters have we progressed?

El Topo gives her an affectionate tap on the head.

EL TOPO
I progress.

He disappears into the tunnel to continue digging.

In the town, a large crowd has gathered to watch a new show:
a boxing match between two slaves.  Someone wraps barbed
wire around their boxing gloves, while others yell, "Place your
bets, gentlemen.  Place your bets."  An executioner fires a shot
in the air and forces the slaves to fight.  The crowd heckles them
and goads them into destroying each other with the barbed
wire gloves.  They are very frightened, but have no alternative.
One punches the other, who falls to the ground bleeding.

El Topo passes by with the Small Woman and tries to
help the fallen slave.  The crowd kicks him away.

EL TOPO
We've lost our audience.

They walk past the Sheriff's office.

SHERIFF
Hey!  Monsters!  Come here!

El Topo and the Small Woman look at each other.

SHERIFF
Yes, you.  Monsters.  Come here.

They walk over to the Sheriff's office.
The Sheriff and his Deputy offer them a job.

DEPUTY
We'll pay you well.

El Topo and the Small Woman enter the jail.  The Deputy gets up
from the toilet where he has defecated and tells them to clean it.
They start to work while the Deputyforces three prisoners out of a
luxurious bed at gun point. The bed is covered with a velvet spread.
The prisoners are in nightshirts. A banquet table has been prepared in
the jail with fine linens, champagne, roast chicken, pastries. The jail
looks more like a brothel than a prison. The Sheriff  plays romantic
music on an organ. The Deputy kisses him affectionately and, like a
pair of newlyweds, they stroll over to the prisoners. The Sheriff
inspects them from head to toe. He orders them to turn their back
to him.  He rips the nightshirt of one of the prisoners to expose
his buttocks, then lunges at him. The fight continues on the street.
The two slaves are covered with blood from head to foot.

A Franciscan monk ties his  horse to a nearby post and heads
toward the crowd. He is a young man, but has El Topo's features.
It is Brontis, fully grown. Brontis works his way through the crowd
and tries to stop the fight, but the prisoners fall to the ground.   He stoops
to examine the prisoners. Both are dead.  He blesses them and stands up.

BRONTIS
They're dead.

DRUNKEN CROWD MEMBER
Who died first?

Brontis points to one of the boxers. The Drunken Crowd
Member reaches down and raises the other one's arm.

DRUNKEN CROWD MEMBER
This one's the champion!

The crowd applauds, and the winners begin to collect their bets.

Brontis enters a church. Painfully, he removes his white gloves
stained with the blood of the two slaves. He goes to the front
of the church where an Old Priest kneels before an altar,
seemingly in prayer. Brontis lays his hand on the Priest's
shoulder.  Startled, the Priest jumps up and spits out a
mouthful of wine. With the bottle still in his hand, the Priest
embraces Brontis and offers him a drink.  Brontis refuses.

The church is filled with people chanting and clapping
their hands in an ecstatic rhythm.  They seem possessed.

CONGREGATION
You will protect us, Oh Lord.
You will protect us, Oh Lord ...

The interior walls of the church are covered with white
sheets painted in black with the triangle and eye.   The Old
Priest, his vestments also decorated with the triangle and eye,
stands before the congregation and draws a revolver.
 He loads it with a single bullet, spins the cylinder and approaches
the congregation, his arms raised high above his head.

OLD PRIEST
(shouting)
God loves us and protects us.
If he have faith in Him, nothing can harm us.
We have to gamble with Our Lord.
The bet is Death.  May he who doesn't believe perish.

The chant continues.  Members of the congregation cry out,
"Me!  Me!"   They reach for the revolver.  A woman grabs the gun,
puts it to her temple and pulls the trigger.  The gun clicks.

CONGREGATION
(in unison)
Miracle!  Miracle!

The chant continues:  "You will protect us, Oh Lord ..."  Another woman
reaches for the revolver, puts it to her temple and pulls the trigger.
 The gun clicks again. Everyone shouts, "Miracle!  Miracle!"
A gravedigger, dressed in black and wearing a brimmed hat
decorated with black flowers and chiffon, takes the gun and pulls
the trigger.  The gun clicks.   Once again, the people shout, "Miracle!"
The gravedigger hand the revolver to the young priest, to Brontis.
He examines it.  The Old Priest pulls him aside and whispers in his ear.

OLD PRIEST
Don't be afraid.  It's a blank.

Brontis reacts violently.  He removes the blank from the gun,
takes a real bullet from the gunbelt of one of the members of
the congregation, loads it into the revolver, spins the cylinder,
puts the gun to his temple and pulls the trigger.
The gun clicks.  With great reverence, the congregation says,
"Miracle!"   A stupid-looking man grabs the gun from Brontis and
pulls the trigger.   The gun clicks.  A child runs up, grabs the gun,
pulls the trigger and blows out his brains.  Desperate screams.

The church is empty.  The Old Priest sits in one of the front pews.
He is wearing lay clothes.  His bloody vestments are on the pew
beside him.   Brontis stands before him.

OLD PRIEST
They won't come back.
The circus is over.  I'm going too.

The Old Priest walks out of the church.  Brontis closes the door
behind him. He rips from the wall one of the sheets with the
triangle and eye. He moves around the church tearing down all
the sheets until he comes to the altar, where a huge sheet
with an enormous triangle and eye covers the entire wall.
He tugs at it furiously and pulls it down, uncovering a large
painting of a black cross with a white cross crucified on it.

[Parallel between the duality of the cross
and the duality of the Tao symbol.]

In front of the Oriental Saloon, El Topo does a clumsy dance inspired
by American music hall routines. The Small Woman stands off to one
side playing an instrument made out of a pole, a tin can and a string.
A group of ladies arrive carrying placards of the triangle and eye.
The owner of the bar greets them courteously and opens the
door for them.  They enter the bar. El Topo and the Small
Woman haven't received a cent from passers-by on the street.
A drunk opens the bar door and sees them going through their act.

DRUNK
Come on in.

El Topo and the Small Woman enter the bar. Three or four men
are earnestly listening to the leader of the group of ladies.

LEADER
After its monthly inspection, the League of
Decent Women congratulates their husbands
as usual. Everything here is utter decency.

The ladies start to file out. El Topo holds out his hat to see if they will
give him a little money, but the women ignore him as they pass by.
The men whisper among themselves.  One of them comes over to El Topo.

MAN
You want to earn some money?

El Topo nods.  When the men are sure the ladies have gone,
they open a trap door that leads to the basement of the bar.
Sensual music risees up from below. They motion El Topo
down the ladder.  El Topo and the Small Woman descend.

A large basement.  A man dressed like a woman plays a
bass fiddle, a child plays a violin, an old woman plays a
piano.  Nude prostitutes dance with the men. Other nude
prostitutes are sprawled on a bed in the middle of the room.
  The women's clothes are strewn over the floor like rugs.

One of the drunken customers shoves El Topo
and the Small Woman into the group of people.

DRUNK
Do your kissing number!

El Topo and the Small Woman sadly go through their act among
the prostitutes and drunks, who watch them passively. When they
come to where the Small Woman has to reach El Topo's mouth to
kiss him, he lifts her up on the bed. One of the women on the bed
makes room for the Small Woman, and she kisses El Topo.
Abruptly, one of the drunks draws his pistol on the pair.

DRUNK
Now we want to see the rest.  Undress.  The Wedding Night!

Raucous laughter.  El Topo is forced to take off his
cassock. He helps the Small Woman take off her dress.
Slowly, she turns, exhibiting her breasts to the audience.
More laughter.  The drunk shoves them down on the bed,
and El Topo falls on top of the Small Woman.

 DRUNK
Come on!  The Wedding Night!

Offensive laughter. El Topo embraces the Small Woman.
She whispers in his ear.

SMALL WOMAN
I love you.  They don't exist.
There's not one here but you.
Take me.  Please.

El Topo embraces her tenderly while the prostitutes
vomit up crude laughter.  The drunk bites off a piece
of a raw carrot he holds upright on the prongs of a fork.

El Topo sits on top of the mountain resewing the red heart on his black
satin shorts.  On the ground in front of him, some blankets cover a bulky
form.  The Small Woman, hiding. El Topo takes off his hat, jingles the coins
he's placed inside and dumps them on the ground.  He jingles some of
the coins in his hands.  The Small Woman doesn't move.  El Topo taps the
blanket a few times. He tugs at the blankets to try to uncover her face,
but she holds them tightly over her.  El Topo taps her again affectionately.
She continues to hide.

EL TOPO
We'll be able to buy dynamite to continue digging.

No answer.  He hits her with his hat and
forces her out from under the blankets.

EL TOPO
Hey!  Why are you hiding?

SMALL WOMAN
I'm ashamed.  I must be repulsive to you.
You're going to leave me.

Smiling wordlessly, El Topo kisses her on the forehead,
picks her up in his arms like a sack of flour and runs her
down a path that leads to the town.  She kicks and screams.

With the Small Woman still struggling in his arms, El Topo enters
the church.  He sits down in one of the pews and motions
toward the priest praying at the altar with his back to them.

EL TOPO
Tell him to marry us.

The Small Woman can't believe her ears.
She's overcome with joy. She runs to the priest.

SMALL WOMAN
We're going to be married, Father.

Smiling, Brontis turns to meet the bridegroom. He recognizes his
father immediately.  El Topo remembers his own. The two faces
are almost identical.  Suddenly, Brontis throws El Topo to the floor.
He lifts up his robe and draws a pistol..

[I don't know if he draws it from a gunbelt or from his unconcious.]

He strikes El Topo several times with the butt of the gun and
backs off to take aim.  The Small Woman grabs the barrel
of the revolver to stop Brontis from pulling the trigger.

SMALL WOMAN
Don't kill him!  He's doing important work!

Brontis emerges from the dark cave.  He wears the same outfit El Topo
used to wear, down to the silver-plated pistol and the two knives.
El Topo and the Small Woman are sitting on the ground outside the
opening of the cave. El Topo cleans the wounds on his face from Brontis'
blows. The Small Woman is telling Brontis about El Topo's new life.

SMALL WOMAN
... and he promised to dig a tunnel to free us.

Brontis stands over El Topo.  He hesitates.

BRONTIS
(with controlled hatred)
I'll wait until you've finished your work.
Then I'll kill you.  But I intend to watch
you day and night so you won't escape.

And from this moment, Brontis doesn't let El Topo or the Small
Woman out of his sight.  He follows them everywhere, like a shadow.

El Topo lifts a beer keg from a cart. The Small Woman taps him on
the back. She wants to help. El Topo picks her up and lets her
wash the upper part of the window. She is four months pregnant.
Brontis stands guard.

El Topo gathers up horse manure from the streets and dumps it
into a burlap bag the Small Woman holds for him. She is seven
months pregnant. El Topo stops working and puts his ear to the
Small Woman's belly, trying to hear the baby's movements.
Brontis stands guard.

El Topo carries a basket of stones from the cave and dumps them
over the side of the mountain. The Small Woman helps him laboriously.
She is eight months pregnant.  Brontis can no longer contain himself.
He stands facing El Topo.

BRONTIS
(furiously)
This is endless!  You are taking too long!

EL TOPO
(with a saintly expression on his face)
If you want us to move faster, help us dig.
And if you want us to finish sooner, help us beg.

A crowd of people in the town. El Topo, the Small Woman and Brontis
are doing a pantomime routine.  Brontis wears a cassock again.
Bright-colored ribbons stream from his head.
The people laugh.  The three receive many coins.

El Topo unloads a water jug from the cart, and Brontis unloads
a beer keg.  They carry them into the bar. The Small Woman,
barely able to move, follows them and wipes their brows.

El Topo and his son wash a shop window. The Small Woman taps them
both on the back. Brontis kisses her very gently on the forehead.
They pick her up and let her wash the upper part of the window.

Inside the tunnel, Brontis and El Topo hit at a rock
obstructing the passageway.  The Small Woman watches.

BRONTIS
It's very hard rock. We've hit it a thousand times.
We'll never crack it.

El Topo hits the rock with his pick, and a large piece breaks off.

EL TOPO
Only a thousand times?

He continues working.

An explosion in the tunnel.  Brontis carries El Topo outside to the fresh air.
El Topo bandages his wounded leg.

BRONTIS
Your pain must be unbearable.

EL TOPO
This body feels the pain.  I don't.

He finishes wrapping the wound, picks up a stick, limps back
into the cave,  determined to continue working.

More time has passed.  Brontis can endure it no longer.  He throws down his
pick and tears off his work smock.  Again, he's dressed in black leather.

BRONTIS
Stop it!  You'll never make it!

He draws his gun on El Topo.  El Topo shoves him aside and, with
superstrength, runs to the far wall of the tunnel, hits the rock
with his pick and finally breaks through into the main cavern.

SMALL WOMAN
 (shouting)
We've done it!  We've done it!

She climbs through the hole to tell the others.

EL TOPO
(calling after her)
Don't tell them yet.  They're not prepared.

He tries to stop her, but Brontis pulls him back and leads him outside the tunnel.
 El Topo takes off his work smock, looks Brontis in the eye, calmly awaits his death.
 Brontis points his gun at him and tries to shoot.  He hesitates, then closes his eyes.

BRONTIS
I can't kill my Master.

He throws down his gun and runs off in tears.


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